Score: 5

"Too bass heavy."

submission: Hall o.t. Mountain King Remix

date: August 22, 2007

The bass drowns out the actual Hall of the Mountain King tune nearly completely. Either take down the bass or increase the volume of the Hall-King track.

Score: 0

"What is this?"

submission: Gay Condums

date: January 7, 2005

This is just some prank call, right? I usually like prank calls, but this one just sucked. First of all, "gay condoms"? What the hell is a gay condom? It was pretty offensive, and really juvenile. Seriously, if you're going to do a prank call, you have to it right. Deepen your voice, or get a friend who has a deep voice. And a believable one, too. No one's going to really take you seriously if you try to sell them something totally bizarre with a voice like you just got hit in the nuts.

Score: 2

"Just plain bad."

submission: BUSH

date: January 7, 2005

I'm just going to be blunt with you. That was horrible. And it's not the subject of the song I don't like. I hate Bush, his cabinet, etc. But this was just bad. It was pretty difficult to interprete what you were saying. Annunciate more next time. You trash Bush, but you don't even mention why you dislike him. If he's stupid, why do you think that? What do you disagree with in his policy and agenda? Try and keep a more consistent rhyme scheme and try to stick to a uniform meter.